Some people get get angry drunk, some people get sloppy
drunk. I get honest drunk. Here are a few of my drunk confessions:
- I think Jon Bon Jovi is sexy
- I still listen to Debbie Gibson and Tiffany songs from time to time.
- I cried through the whole Glee tribute episdode to Cory Monteith.
- I still succumb to peer pressure… even at 35.
- I eat bananas with kraft singles.
- Yes, I was the one who farted.
- I sometimes drink before noon.
- When I'm on the elliptical, I picture myself with Jessica Alba's abs to motivate myself.
