Sunday, November 10, 2024

Wilderness Broiler Botched My Dogs! Here’s the Juicy (and Cheesy) Truth About This Theme Park Pitstop


Wildreness Dogs and Drinks

Oh, Wilderness Broiler, you really did me dirty this time! If there’s one thing I love about a theme park, it’s the guilty pleasure of indulging in some over-the-top, “everything-but-the-kitchen-sink” food, and Wilderness Broiler has a menu that promises just that… in theory.

So, here’s what went down: I ordered not one, but two of their big-ticket hot dogs—The Sasquatch and The Old Mill Dog. The Sasquatch is supposed to be an all-beef grilled dog piled high with Calico Chili, shredded cheddar, and crispy onions. It practically screams “Go big or go home,” right? Then there’s The Old Mill Dog, topped with french fries (yes, on the dog), cheese sauce, chipotle mayo, and bacon bits. These are no basic hot dogs; these are supposed to be legendary.

But did they arrive fully loaded and ready for glory? Nope! The Sasquatch showed up without the shredded cheese or the crispy onions, and The Old Mill Dog was missing its chipotle mayo and bacon bits. It’s like ordering a roller coaster ride and getting a merry-go-round instead! Cue the disappointed sigh.


The Sasquatch

The Old Mill Dog

Of course, I flagged it down to the staff, who, thankfully, handled it like pros. They fixed the toppings—no fuss, no attitude—and finally, I got the dogs as advertised. I’ll give them credit for that!

Now, don’t get me wrong, the hot dogs were fine, tasty enough, but if you’re hoping for a truly crave-worthy bite, Wilderness Broiler might not be your top choice. Let’s just say there are other treats in the park that might deliver the magic a little better.

On the bright side, they really do grill the burgers and dogs for you, so you get that nice smokey flavor in the meat.

At least they actually grill your food. 


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