Saturday, October 12, 2013

Drunk Confessions

Some people get get angry drunk, some people get sloppy drunk. I get honest drunk. Here are a few of my drunk confessions:

  1. I think Jon Bon Jovi is sexy
  2. I still listen to Debbie Gibson and Tiffany songs from time to time.
  3. I cried through the whole Glee tribute episdode to Cory Monteith.
  4. I still succumb to peer pressure… even at 35.
  5. I eat bananas with kraft singles.  
  6. Yes, I was the one who farted.
  7. I sometimes drink before noon. 
  8. When I'm on the elliptical, I picture myself with Jessica Alba's abs to motivate myself. 

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